Who's The Odd One Out In This Men's Bathroom Pickle?
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 12 February 2025
⏱️ 10 minutes
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Summary
Turns out not everyone is a master of ‘the dribble’! Good thing we have a caller on the line with the perfect invention…it’s the PICKLE POUCH! And once he figures out what it does, he’ll be a millionaire!
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| 0:00.0 | Are we there yet, Dad? |
| 0:02.0 | Uh, nearly. |
| 0:05.0 | Dad, are we there yet? |
| 0:08.0 | Soon, darling, aye. |
| 0:10.0 | Are we there yet? |
| 0:13.0 | Soon, just be round the corner. |
| 0:16.0 | Dad! |
| 0:17.0 | I know, I know, are we there yet? |
| 0:20.0 | No. Are we lost, Dad? |
| 0:24.1 | Aye, I think so. |
| 0:26.6 | Should have gone to Spec Savers. Book an eye test online. |
| 0:32.3 | The Bird Show. |
| 0:33.5 | So if you're just hanging out this morning, |
| 0:35.7 | we had the most bizarre conversation like half an hour ago. |
| 0:38.9 | And I got a real education. |
| 0:40.6 | I got all the parts. |
| 0:42.0 | But apparently they don't work the same as all the rest of the men on this show. |
| 0:46.2 | Okay. |
| 0:46.5 | Apparently dribbling after peeing is a major, major problem for, it sounds to me, like 99% of the American male population. |
| 0:55.7 | Yeah, I didn't know it was a term for it. Now I know it to be dribbling. But yes. You play basketball. |
| 1:01.1 | You should know this term. I should, right? I should. And yeah, I thought this was something that all men go |
| 1:05.5 | through. Once this came up on the show, I'm like, absolutely. But typically, yes, when you go to use the bathroom as a guy, you shake, |
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