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The following recording may contain explicit language. I can't get more explicit than may.

Let's just say it may. It's Monday, August 12, 2019 from Slated to the Gist

on Mike Pasca. A little bit different kind of show today. I'm back from Iowa, where Pierre

and I went to the state fair. And here's the key part, state in a red roof in. Let me tell

you if the dollar general store decided, hey, we need to start a hotel. They'd start the

red roof in. So the interview portion of today's show will be with a candidate. I talk to

extensively, Jay Inzli. The spiel will be about one of his positions, the filibuster.

But first, I will bring you all with me to Iowa, where the fun is fried and the dedicated

Iowa Institute in line to place a kernel of corn in a jar, thus indicating their candidate

preference. So if we were Iowa, not Russia, the turn communist in 1917, Churchill would have

called the Hawkeye state a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma, served on a stick.

Everything's on a stick at the state fair and in the agricultural pavilion with a giant

pumpkin in the award-winning grass. There was a line of about 100 people for an egg on a

stick. It was a free egg. It was seasoned nicely, not fried. So perhaps it was the safest

caloric source within a square mile. But while it was there in the ag pavilion, which is

to really say the state fair of the state fair, with blue ribbons around me for pumpkins

and beets and corn, I talked to Iowa state agronomist Rich Pope, because I was wondering

about something. See, I spent most of my time standing on cement or asphalt. And I said,

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