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The Commercial Break

Who's Brain Is It Anyway?

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5758 Ratings

🗓️ 13 August 2025

⏱️ 57 minutes

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TCB Merch Drop Now Thru Aug 22nd, 2025 :⁠⁠ www. shopTCBpocast.com⁠ EP# 811: Bryan is running on empty. Krissy is just running! Togther they make the dynamic duo we've some to know and adore...twin lug nuts! The gang discuss the recent Shien opening at the local mall (Mall, what's that!?). then Bryan recalls the time Pauly Shore bummed a smoke. Also, GLP-1 blockers are getting blocked by the GLP-1 blocker blockers. Not really sure what that means, but it sounds pretty serious. Finally, Bryan is watching all the Bama Rush with the excitement of a father soon to have credit ruined by his daughter's rush! TCB Clip: Sauna Flunk! Watch EP #811 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram:  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Youtube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@tcbpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.tcbpodcast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ CREDITS: Hosts: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bryan Green⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ &⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Krissy Hoadley⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath TCBits & TCB Tunes: Written, Voiced and Produced by Bryan Green. Rights Reserved To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Why are businesses like HelloVet choosing Apple products and services?

0:04.8

So we started the business two years ago.

0:07.2

We had a few people who were used to PCs and this was their first foray into Macs.

0:12.5

But it's been super smooth getting everyone onto those devices and everyone seems really, really happy.

0:18.0

Find out how Mac can help you run and grow your business at apple.com forward slash hello vet.

0:25.9

In Finland, we have this really fun game called Sauna Clonko, and you play it obviously in the sauna.

0:33.3

The rules goes like this.

0:35.1

Everyone sits on the sauna bench except one. One person goes underneath the bench and puts his finger up in someone's ass.

0:45.3

The person who gets the finger in the ass cannot make any noise, any face or any movement. And then...

0:53.3

That's the game.

0:59.7

On this episode of the commercial break.

1:02.8

I told you, one of the first, actually, the first stand-up comedy show I ever went to,

1:08.2

was a Polly Shore concert, and he borrowed a camelite for me. That's right. And I was like 13 years old. But I don't think he ever smoked it. He just borrowed it from it. I don't know what was going on. He was like prop. Yeah, he was very nice. He was backstage. One of my friends' moms was like the ticket manager of the, I forgot what it was called at the time. Now it's, it's that little tiny theater

1:30.2

that's over there on West Peach Tree. You know what I'm talking about? The one that's like in a bowl.

1:35.5

It's like a, anyway, whatever. Okay. The center stage. Center stage theater. That's right.

1:40.3

Okay. So I'm not, yeah, good job, Chrissy. Of the two brains, one of them is working.

1:46.1

So together we have a half of brain working.

1:49.9

The next episode of the commercial break starts now.

1:57.5

Oh, yeah, cats and kittens.

1:59.2

Welcome back to the commercial break.

2:18.1

I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show. Chris and Joy Haudley. Best to you, Chris. Best to you, Brian. Best to you out there in the podcast universe. How the hell are you? Thanks for joining us. We certainly do appreciate it. I'm just reading that Dean Kane, Superboy, has joined Ice and he's encouraging others to do so.

2:27.3

It seems like the only super that Dean Kane has been up to since the Superman role was the Super Walmart in the best in the junk food section.

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