Good evening, gentle listener, and welcome to Distractable.

This week it's coming stunts, but not involving head, and one of the gents goes to hell.

Bob hosts and kills his friends, then plays Minos, as he judges their souls for paradise.

Angelic Wade joins the mystery men, due to his sublime-y shiny paint.

Mark declares himself Aphroditey reborn, and attempts to bribe his way into heaven.

Yes, it's time for who's better, now sit back, and prepare to be distracted, and enjoy the show.

Hello, gentle listeners, and hello, especially to you beautiful viewers who are watching the video version of this podcast exclusively on Spotify.

That's right, all you have to do is go Spotify. It's free.

It's free to watch what you're watching now that you didn't pay anything for.

It's free. Welcome to an episode of Distractable, where I will be your host for the day.

If you've never watched this before, or never listened, if you're just listening, I guess.

The way this works is I am the host, but I'm joined, as always, by my two co-host slash competitors.

And they are competing to see who will win this episode, and thus be the host of the next episode.

The points are arbitrary, I score, or don't score them however I want.

Maybe I'll just pick a winner. Maybe we'll flip a coin.

Who knows? I literally know one. When I host, it could not be more arbitrary, so you know, get ready for that action.

I'm pretty sure that Wade is a little bit more arbitrary in his decisions.

Oh really, Mr. Coinflip. Hey, it was very clear who won that one.

That doesn't mean it's not arbitrary.

Not to me, it wasn't.

I arbitrary things are often indelibly clear, because they're completely arbitrary.

Two points for you, isn't the word indelibly.

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