Million Dollars, But...

Distractible

Society & Culture, Comedy, Leisure

4.9 • 26.5K Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2023

⏱️ 75 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Mark gives this borrowed Rooster Teeth game format his own unhinged spin, pitting an unknowing Wade against a mischievous Bob. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Good evening gentle listener and welcome to the Stractable.
0:04.6	This week it's an appliance update but not fridges this time.
0:08.7	Militius Mark tempts the gents to lucrative offers with hideous catches
0:13.8	but actually plays a far deeper game.
0:16.7	Big and beautiful barb asks, where can you go shirtless and blissfully ignorant Wade
0:22.8	likes head and hurting barb?
0:25.3	From dishwashers to losing fist fights with children.
0:29.1	Yeah, it's time for million dollars.
0:34.4	But now sit back.
0:36.9	I'm prepared to be distracted and enjoying the show.
0:42.7	Hello and welcome back to Distractable.
0:46.6	The podcast that is free.
0:49.2	For some reason people still don't think that is free but if you're listening to this
0:52.2	you probably realize, oh wow it's free.
0:54.2	Look at that.
0:55.2	Look at all of us.
0:56.4	We're here and we're free and we have videos on Spotify.
0:59.3	But we're also free.
1:01.0	How do people still not realize that is free?
1:03.1	I am your host, Markiplier.
1:05.5	Also known as Mark.
1:06.7	I'm going to be judging this episode.
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