Yeah

What did you just fucking fart?

There's no way

Well here's the- you just fucking yo podcast started it was just farted

You know the loud ones don't smell right?

Yeah, after you're a little stink last week no pun intended what stink?

How you hate farts go doing the other room?

You're gonna fucking fart here as we're gonna do a 40 minute podcast?

I'm sorry that was that was on me that was my fault

What did I thought would it be?

Oh my bad my bad okay do you forgive me can we just move fast it fine

But I get I get five parts now what for what every one fart you get five well because you really you did

That's crazy you did that it's crazy how immature we are you're immature

You know, I mean like you're 37 or whatever it is 42 and we're still talking about

Farts and how you get five for every one if you didn't blow it up last week

What guys this is a lightweight podcast that's Ilya my name's Joe and today we have a lot of important stuff to talk about so buckle up

sit down

Get ready. Did you go to Jason's roast? No, I wasn't invited you were invited you just didn't go. Yeah, I blacked out that night

I saw really bad bro. Why is it that all the time that I don't go somewhere you're fucked up

It's really funny how that happens huh. Yeah, it's almost like you like being away from me

No, I have to celebrate no, I don't know why I wished you were there that night because it was open bar

And I was having red bull vodka's and like I panicked because I don't drink so when the bartender's like what do you want?

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