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Lightweights Podcast

They Owe Me $5,000

Lightweights Podcast

Joe Vulpis

Society & Culture, Education, Hobbies, Music Commentary, Music Interviews, Relationships, Leisure, Health & Fitness, Self-improvement, Music, Fitness

4.94.5K Ratings

🗓️ 7 March 2022

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

Growing chia pets, crashing car over a curb, the moon landing, stuck on a roller coaster, road tripping as a kid and our live show!


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Transcript

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0:00.0

What's up guys, welcome back to our zoom meeting today. We have Joe and Ilya and we're gonna be discussing our P&L sheet and Joe

0:07.2

It looks like on our profit and loss statement

0:09.5

You've been spending a lot of money on chia pets. Can you please explain yourself?

0:13.3

It's a new hobby that I've collected and I'm trying to get all of them

0:16.3

So as you've seen on my in my kitchen. Yeah, it's taken over the fridge. Yep and the oven

0:22.1

Yeah, I'm using microwave and we use it man. They're everywhere

0:24.3

I mean you're $14,000 in just for the week

0:26.3

Did you see the one that's custom fitted to your shape of head? Yeah mine. No, I haven't actually well

0:31.4

What I'm really trying to do is I put the fertilizer on head

0:34.5

Yeah, and then I water it every day and it grows this little fro and my

0:41.9

So my plan is to take those seeds and just while you're sleeping

0:46.3

Uh-huh put little slits in your head and put the seeds in there and then maybe it'll be like this cool green hair

0:52.7

That you wanted to dye it but people don't know if it's really a tree. Well if you're gonna do that

0:56.8

Please put that in the ball spots so it grows out at least

0:59.4

Yeah, you imagine I just have like little like green ball like cares coming out of my ball spots

1:05.1

But they're leaves so you pull them out you only take two meetings in black and white that way no one can tell it's green

1:11.7

It's like a horror movie. Yeah, did you ever have a chia pet when you were growing up?

1:15.3

No, I always want to one though because you see those advertisements say look cool

1:18.6

But then at the end of the day it's a bush. So why do I care? I had one

1:21.4

It was probably like the coolest thing ever actually yeah really I had a shrek one. I was at the gas station the other day in Malibu

1:28.5

And you know how I just got a new Z4. Yeah, this is the first time someone came up to talk to me about oh

1:34.4

Man, I wish you were there first off. I cannot give a fuck right right right

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