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The Check In
Joey Coco Diaz
4.8 • 18.6K Ratings
🗓️ 21 May 2024
⏱️ 89 minutes
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Summary
Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt talk about Lee's trip to The Mothership, Joey's dream job in comedy, getting his start at the famous Comedy Works in Denver, how great it feels knowing you're not crazy, and much more!
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| 0:00.0 | What's happened? Not much. How you doing? I do the worst Jewish thing happened to me today. |
| 0:08.6 | What happened? I was depositing a check and the ATM ate it and like it disappeared so like I had to go into the bank and |
| 0:17.1 | call the bank and now it's just a hope that it's in the ATM somewhere. |
| 0:22.0 | Who gave me the check? |
| 0:24.0 | A comedy club. |
| 0:25.0 | I can come to replace it. |
| 0:28.0 | If it was like 300 bucks. |
| 0:30.0 | Still, 300 is 300. |
| 0:32.0 | You're Jewish. You want our paper. You know what I'm saying? |
| 0:35.0 | I can see you lit a little light tonight for your 300 there. |
| 0:38.0 | What do you mean? |
| 0:40.0 | The little Hamas light in the back. |
| 0:42.0 | Oh, you're like |
| 0:47.0 | trying to live like them in a little tent. |
| 0:49.4 | I asked Joe, he said it looked good to him and added to the background. don't know you don't like it no no no I love |
| 0:55.9 | everything you do I'm just saying I don't know if you got a candle lit I do for the 300 |
| 1:01.2 | books it's fucked up yeah for the 300 for the small 300 oh it sucks it |
| 1:08.1 | sucks when they fuck with your money it really does and it's you've never been broke. That's when they really torment you. |
| 1:19.3 | That's when they really fuck with you. |
| 1:23.0 | Now I'm remembering you used to get past when you get paid by check. |
| 1:28.0 | Yeah, because I got a deposit it and wait and they only want to give you 10 bucks out of the 500, you know, just give me the money, you know, I don't have time for this shit. |
| 1:38.0 | You're adding an extra two hours to the fucking gig. |
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