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The Check In

Second time seventh grader

The Check In

Joey Coco Diaz

Joey, Comedy, Diaz, Music, Tv & Film

4.818.6K Ratings

🗓️ 14 May 2024

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt talk about their shows in New Jersey, how Joey would do on house arrest, Lee passing out at Joey's after the podcast last week, Joey enjoys some treats, and much more!

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Transcript

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0:00.0

If you didn't have anything to do, could you, like, could, they put you on house arrest and you'd be okay?

0:05.2

Like would that drive you nuts?

0:06.8

Not really?

0:08.3

No, like if you had everything delivery, that would make my dreams come true.

0:12.2

No. I put in home, I have a gym here, I go in my yard, I get Vitamin D,

0:20.0

you're allowed to go out a certain amount of time during the day on house arrest you know

0:24.4

I didn't know that yeah, you go shopping you go fucking here there. They put a bracelet on you

0:30.4

Right, that's the thing they know where you're. So you have to tell them where you're going.

0:34.4

They got to be able to call that place and for them to say, you know, yeah, he's here. Hold on and then you talk to him, then they hang up the phone, but they know, they know with the bracelet. They know everything.

0:47.0

I've seen videos on Instagram and they're like, they can call you to the bracelet now.

0:51.0

Yeah, like, yeah, people like pick up their, like their foot and they talk to the bracelet now. Yeah, people like pick up there like their foot and they talk to the brain.

0:55.8

So you'd be okay, you think you don't think you'd go nuts?

1:00.3

At this age, no, they'd be doing me a trade, but wants to go out anyway.

1:04.3

You ever think about that?

1:05.3

Who wants to?

1:06.3

If you can make a couple of dollars from the house, stay at home, eat fucking fresh eggs every day,

1:10.9

and cut the grass. It's not bad. It's a good little therapy. It's like going to rehab at your house and really, really enjoying your fucking house. That's how I look at it now at this age at 24 I would have

1:25.3

cut the bracelet off. Oh you would have? Oh yeah been in Harlem jumping up and

1:30.4

down and yeah it's a different game.

1:35.4

When they put me on probate I want you to listen to this.

1:38.8

Okay I get to the halfway house. I'm there a day I don't't know what's going on. You have to stay in there for 72 hours

1:46.4

until they evaluate you and talk to you and just you have to learn all the rules and she up to train four or five hours a day.

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