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🗓️ 28 May 2024
⏱️ 90 minutes
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Joey Diaz tells Lee Syatt what he hates about texting and what makes a text worth responding to, why he never likes to judge other comic's stand up, the passing of. a childhood friend, how Joey feels when he is at The Mothership and much more!
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0:00.0 | You still watch |
0:01.0 | have full news tonight every night? |
0:02.0 | No, I try to do it on Monday nights to relax me a little bit before I watch this |
0:07.5 | fucking, before I do this or you fucking savages. |
0:11.8 | Just to get inspirated, you know, I like the news guys. |
0:14.0 | Oh yeah. |
0:15.0 | And I didn't talk about nothing good, some fucking tornado in Texas, you know, |
0:20.0 | people flying through the fucking air. |
0:22.0 | That's boring. you know people flying through the fucking that boring well now it's it's sad it's |
0:27.3 | sad to me you know yeah fucking times are rough and all of a sudden they show these |
0:32.4 | people hiding in the grocery store, |
0:34.3 | fucking cans were flying. |
0:36.1 | Some guy had a lay on his wife, they interviewed him, he's like, you know, I would be |
0:40.8 | all over again, I could feel the dirt on my neck, you know I can feel the dirt on my neck you know and it's like it's in they say Texas but it's |
0:49.0 | really like in where Ralphie's from Arkansas, Texas, Kentucky, and you see this and part of it is comical, |
0:59.5 | but part of it is sad is one of those things, you know? |
1:03.4 | If a tornado came to the destroy like an area. |
1:08.6 | Yeah. |
1:10.0 | Yeah, that's not good, but I, but it is, it is funny to think, not, it's just crazy to think about like having to like lay on top of somebody. Like, would you, what would you do if a tornado hit? |
1:25.9 | I got a tornado shelter outside that you crawl into the under the stairs you know I try yeah but I'm hiding from a tornado I go in and I |
1:30.4 | get bit by a possum. I'm not looking forward to that. |
1:35.0 | Now I gotta go to the hospital and the tornado. |
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