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Jay Rock, we are a Klein Alley Show.

If you ever have children either by choice or by accident, at one point you will probably

feel like you are an unfit parent.

And we give you the opportunity now to judge us, something Ali did with her young son and something I did with one of my daughters.

And you will get to determine right now which one of us is the least fit parent based on just one story that happened recently to each

of us. Right, like this parent

whose kid stole a lobooboo off

of somebody's backpack and then three weeks

later, bought them a

loooboo. Yeah, I did get my kid a lobooboo.

Okay, I said I would never would because

I was trying to teach him a lesson about stealing.

Is it the same kid that punched in the balls? That's the other kid. Oh, okay. Okay, sorry, what was yours? Go ahead. That's not the story. Which one's this one? Fucking fuck. It's the other one. I strike that from the record. All of these can not be used against me. Allie, you can tell your story first. Mine is minor. I don't even think mine is a bad parent thing at all. Yours is not minor. Yours is I think the most major. Oh my God. It was an accident. Well, an accident because you're not a fit. Because you're an unfit. Because you're an unfit parent. No, so I went to Costco with my kid. I like to take him with me because the samples. He's more adventurous eater when we're around the samples, and he had a few different things. It was even one of those days where one of the Costco samples was Oreo. I mean, the best. The best thing ever. You're like, well, who needs to sample this? Everyone knows what they taste like. I love the one person. It's like, let me see what these are all about. Is this a normal Oreo? What's in the middle the middle there? Is that white? Every once in a while, they take like one of the most common things in the world. They're like, let's give it a sample. Yeah, I don't like you be awesome. So we get to the cheese section. They give you a whole one at least or they cut in half. Oh no. I think it was actually in quarters. They cut the Oreo in quarters? Oh, jeez. But I went back. I bet you did. That's sad right there.

There was also potato chips. It was a good sample day. Then we roll around the corner and there are these crackers and there are these like gluten free crackers and I tell my kid, I said, do you want some of these crackers? And he said, yes. So I got them and I put him in his hand and we kept walking.

Then I see him start to chew, start to taste, and then start to react and start grabbing

at his mouth and trying to pull the food out of his mouth while screaming, crying.

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