Jake Decides to Get a New Car
Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast
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4.8 • 670 Ratings
🗓️ 15 July 2025
⏱️ 13 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you, |
| 0:03.7 | so let's get into it. No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend. |
| 0:04.3 | And it's convenient. Skip the drive and fly hassle-free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend. |
| 0:24.0 | And it's convenient. You got low-cost parking five bucks a day. |
| 0:27.3 | And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. |
| 0:30.2 | Jay Rock, Cline Alley Show. |
| 0:32.5 | It's finally that time in a man's life when he's made an important decision. |
| 0:36.0 | And that man is Jake. |
| 0:37.1 | And Jake has gone |
| 0:37.7 | through a lot of transformation these past few months mostly weight related guy lost a lot of |
| 0:42.3 | weight he is very breast reduction apparently had a breast reduction nature's breast |
| 0:46.8 | reduction Jake had the nicest set of man boobs I've ever seen on a man and I said that as a |
| 0:50.5 | compliment Jake but those are no longer they They're gone. They're still okay. |
| 1:13.5 | They're not what they once were. No. Klein can't objectify you like he used to. No. Yeah, so much for that raise you we're going to get or put that back now. Sorry. I'm gaining the weight back. Yeah, you should do it just for those. For your job. But, you know, Jake moved recently. I mean, if you're new to the show, Jake, when we first met, Jake had a girlfriend. |
| 1:09.7 | Everything was stable. He moved in with her. The second he moved in with her, it all fell apart. Then he started dating listeners. That went weird real quick. Then he started keeping that diary. So many things have happened in Jake's life. And they moved into a little shack where he says he's very happy. |
| 1:10.3 | It's small. |
| 1:11.0 | Small shack. |
| 1:12.1 | Five feet by five. Five by five. |
| 1:12.9 | It lives in a five by five shack. and then Jake's life. And they moved into a little shack where he says he's very happy. It's small. |
| 1:28.0 | Small shack. |
| 1:28.7 | Five feet by five. Five by five. It lives in a five by five shack in the back of a house. And he also has a POS car. The worst car you've ever seen. So I think of everyone at some point in your life has had a POS car. Jake still has that car. And his POS car, I promise you, is worse than your POS car was. |
| 1:27.9 | It is. |
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