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Who Is The Hotter Ryan? Gosling Or Reynolds?!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 July 2023

⏱️ 6 minutes

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1:08.0

Elon Musk decided to nix the cage match with Mark Zuckerberg instead. He's like, let's just have a good old classic D measuring contest.

1:17.0

What? Okay, first of all, was my son right when he reported to me that Elon Musk called this whole thing off because his mom told him to.

1:26.0

Was he joking with me? It wasn't. He read that. Well, because remember his dad was like, this isn't going to end well on him.

1:32.0

My little baby boy, Elon to not do this because it's not going to end well for anybody because Elon's big.

1:37.0

If he beats up Mark, then he's going to look like a bully. But if Mark does it, then it makes Elon look bad and makes him look like a little whistler.

1:42.0

What is that? So now he's going right to something else.

1:45.0

Yeah, Pete, rather just pull up pull up the things out. Do we have a special word that we're saying? Peepie penis penis.

1:53.0

I don't know why it always works. Why does it feel illegal to say penis on the radio? I don't know.

1:59.0

But Mark, of course, he recently launched threads, which is Meta's version of Twitter. If you're not on it, you basically just sign up your Instagram. It's Twitter, but it's not Twitter.

2:06.0

And so Elon obviously sees that Meta's doing this and it's sort of like a way kind of like take down Twitter. And so he's not thrilled about it.

2:14.0

So he called him a nasty seawirt on Twitter and then jokingly, I'm sure challenged him to a D measuring contest. What is he joking?

2:22.0

I don't know. Maybe maybe Elon's feeling real confident about it. It was his mother. It was. It was Elon's mother.

2:29.0

She had they had the must versus Zuckerberg cage fight, like a story about it. And she retweeted it and said, and now the fight has been canceled.

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