Who Has the Weirdest Relative?
Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast
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🗓️ 17 November 2025
⏱️ 17 minutes
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| 0:49.0 | either leave your nominees on the goat line, 844-956 goat. You can call in right now and nominate your relative for America's Weirdest. We keep a lot of notes. In fact, Ali, I'm just looking at some of the winners from last year. The finalists, isn't even the winners from last year. We had Ryan, whose uncle lives in a van and sings karaoke. But I think it was more than that. I think he sold karaoke machines out of his van, if you remember, that's right. That was his specialty. There was Cindy who called about her cousin Ernie, who liked the sniff people when they walked by. That was his big thing. There was Nicole, whose uncle took a bath. Remember, he would eat his Thanksgiving meal in the bathroom. Oh, yeah, he would take the plate and then go leave and be in the bath while eating Thanksgiving dinner. And I think we talked to that uncle and he was like, have you done it before? Then don't talk. Right. I didn't like to be judged about that. I mean, there's just a variety of other. There was Marlon who nominated her aunt, I believe, that was the cheek biter, not a kisser, but a biter. And there's so many other ones. It's hard to keep track of it all. |
| 1:45.1 | If you remember, Michelle, whose uncle who was in his 60s, always records himself fighting with dolls and then shows everyone the videos that he dikes. He would wrestle dolls on videos and send the videos. Send the videos and show the family. So listen, there's a million ways you can be weird. And we celebrate weirdness on this show each and every day, |
| 2:06.8 | which is why we are thrilled to welcome you to the 2025 search for America's Weirdest Relative. |
| 2:09.7 | I have the weirdest uncle in America, I believe. |
| 2:15.4 | It's time to find America's weirdestest Relative. |
| 2:20.8 | Open Fong's, open nominees. |
| 2:26.5 | We will write down, and one of our favorites from each day, we'll be battling it out in the finals. |
| 2:30.7 | Between now and Thanksgiving, we will learn who is the Weirdest Relative in America. |
| 2:33.7 | Great Grand Prize, including that gravy for a year. All right, let's say hi to Marie. |
| 2:35.7 | First nominee from a brand new crop of relatives. If you'd like to get involved, the numbers 800, |
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