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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

HOUR 2- Rain Delay, The Weirdest relative and MORE

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8671 Ratings

🗓️ 17 November 2025

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0

Presented by Team Mobile, the official wireless partner of Odyssey Sports. With an awesome network and

0:05.3

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0:10.2

the switch today. This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport

0:15.2

news these days, San Bernardino International Airport. That's right, grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding,

0:24.3

or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.

0:26.4

Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.

0:31.0

And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks.

0:34.7

That's right.

0:35.5

$5.

0:36.6

Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah, make your

0:38.9

winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport. This is the world famous

0:45.2

K-Rock. Oh yeah, welcome to your K-Rock on a Monday morning, recovery from the storms.

0:51.8

We got lots to get into this hour, and we are bringing it back. So get ready.

0:56.3

You probably have a relative that you think is weird. Is that relative the weirdest in all the

1:01.6

land, an uncle, a brother, a cousin, an in-law, or maybe a relative you married into or one of those weird?

1:08.2

I think last year, I wish I remember the winner of last year as America's Weird as relative. Was it the guy that lived in the mermaid shack? Oh my God. I think it was that guy. I forget his name, but he was, I believe, someone's uncle. He wasn't a captain, Captain Dan or something like that? He went by Captain, that's right. And he had like so many oddities in his house and made it, It wasn't even his house. He had a house that he didn't live in. Yeah, it was the back house he lived in. The back house. Yeah. Yes, he had a grotto. This was last year's winner of America's Weirdest relative. And then a few years ago, we met that grandmother that made raisin figurines of all of her relatives and put clothes on them. Oh, my God. Raising grandma. Raising grandma. I mean, there's been just so many wonderful relatives we've met and you may not think that you have a relative that's weird enough to win this thing. But what you don't realize is you've normalized whatever weird stuff they do because you've grown up with it or you've lived around it. But you take a set, you step back and go, wait a minute, I think my uncle is kind of weird.

2:02.1

Yeah, like your uncle, who's worn the same pair of pants for 35 years. Same pair of pants. One pair of pants this guy has. His weight is fluctuated, I would imagine, hundreds of pounds. And somehow this pair of pants is still his same pair. And the safari hat. Oh, yeah. Guy's never been on a safari.

2:16.3

If anything, he looks like the kind of thing you'd see on a safari.

2:18.5

And he wears that safari hat everywhere he goes.

2:20.8

He loves cruises. And the safari hat. Oh, yeah. Guy's never been on a safari. If anything, it looks like the kind of thing you'd see on a safari.

2:18.5

And he wears that safari hat everywhere he goes. And he loves cruises. Loves cruises. All the time. He stops taking his weight loss jab before the cruise so he can get his money's worth. And then he put and he balloons up to like 900 pounds. And then he gets off the boat. and he starts jabbing himself again to lose weight.

2:33.7

Same pants.

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