Welcome to the Total Soccer Show weekend of the show where we round off the week with some match previews and a fun old quiz.

Who can hardly wait?

Not me.

My name's Ryan Bailey.

Joining me today.

Quizmaster extraordinaire here.

Taylor Rockhole.

Hello, Taylor.

Hello, Ryan Bailey.

Excited to be here as always.

I am excited for you all to try to navigate the intricacies

of my nonsense quiz. We love your quizzes. Or just general nonsense, I suppose. It's the intricacies

that make them special. That's what we say. We'll see if you feel that way after the end of today's

recording. Oh boy. Very good. Joe Lowry's here. Hello, Joe. How are you? Hey, Ryan. Taylor, you're looking especially radiant today. I just want you to know that. Yeah, I just want you to know that I clocked earlier in the championship review that you gave yourself plus one point. So you start the episode down one point. Negative one points for Joe to begin the episode. How dare you self-awort?

At the risk of upsetting your radiance, I don't see the merit in my point carrying over, but, you know, whatever.

It's fine. I see Taylor is applying, if you ever watch, if you ever listen to Comedy Bang Bang and they did the Would You Rather quizzes and the negative points were awarded for various things. You seem to be adopting that policy. Taylor, I like it. You seem to be accusing me of plagiarism. Negative one points to Ryan. Graham, you want to have a go? I'm saying your taste in podcasting is wonderful and your erudite as always. No one likes to teach us back. Graham, husband, hello. Hello, Ryan Bailey. Yeah, Taylor has set an interesting precedent here. I was also going to praise Taylor like Joe did, but I have noted how he was punished with a point deduction. So, Taylor, you look terrible today. Just awful. I believe long-time listeners will know that I have a suspicious relationship when people say something is interesting. My wife uses that when it means bad.

So Graham, I take that negatively negative one to you. You're all in the same footing. Oh, good. Oh, good. Well, we all agree. We're looking forward to the quiz. Taylor is wonderful. If we could all build him a 90,000 square foot ballroom in our hearts, we would. Wonderful stuff. Please don't. Patreon.

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Let's kick off the weekender with some match previews.

We've all selected a game that we'd like to talk about.

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