Paul, they say dress for the job you want, not the job you have.

Sure.

That's why I'm sitting here in a Santa's elf costume.

And I'm wearing a full tuxedo with top hat.

That's right.

In case...

You have always wanted to be Fred Astaire, very clearly.

In case a cabaret finally comes through and calls me up.

All right.

So if they'd say dress for the job you want,

then I have to presume that every single anchor woman and weather person on television,

female weather person on television,

meteorologist, I think is what they're actually called,

want to be go-go dancers at fucking nightclubs.

Oh.

Why is every female TV news anchor wearing a bandaged dress?

And I'm not talking like your Good Morning Americas.

I'm talking like your 6 o'clock news.

Okay.

At 6 p.m. in the afternoon, I do not need to see a woman dressed in like seven inch heels to tell me about the

fucking war in the Ukraine. Counterpoint would like to see a male meteorologist dressed like that.

That's the thing. They don't do that. The men are all wearing suits. Yeah. Like the men are all

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