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That Aged Well

The Last Unicorn - Pigeon Sh*t, Scr*t*m-T*ts & a Castle Made Of D*cks

That Aged Well

That Aged Well Podcast

Tv & Film, Arts, Film Reviews, Performing Arts

4.9762 Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2023

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Summary

Paul and Erika are diving deep into the past, all the way back to 1982, to take a gander at The Last Unicorn! So why are they spending so much time talking about Stevie Nicks and Bob Dylan? Who knows, but they got there somehow. And while they’re there, they spend some time talking about sexy unicorns, pirate cats and butterflies with big theater kid energy. This episode has everything!


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Hosts: Paul Caiola & Erika Villalba
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0:00.0

PSA for this episode, Paul. Oh, already. Yeah. Starting right off. Starting right off. Nobody needs to hear every thought that's in your head. Every thought does not need to be expressed. Let me give you an excellent example of this. Okay. I was recently traveling with my father. Sure. And we were sharing a hotel room, right? Yeah. He sometimes has, like, he gets, like, tummy troubles at night if he eats too late.

0:24.5

And we were eating too late.

0:26.1

So the next morning, I asked him, hey, did you sleep okay?

0:30.4

And he goes, no, I slept great.

0:32.3

It was no problem.

0:33.6

In fact, I had this very erotic dream.

0:38.8

Again, I just, I want to bring us back to the beginning of this story in which I tell you that I was also in the room while he was asleep.

0:49.1

I was sleeping in another bed five feet away.

0:54.3

So he had this smile come on his face,

0:57.4

this creepy fucking smile.

1:00.2

Like he was,

1:00.6

he was remembering it as he was telling me about it.

1:04.6

And then he saw the look of horror.

1:07.9

That, like, like, the, like, oh no, I will never be happy again.

1:12.2

Horror that crossed my face.

1:14.4

And he, I think he realized she is not my friend.

1:17.5

Uh-huh.

1:17.9

She is my daughter.

1:19.5

I am an old man who slept next to his daughter.

1:23.7

In separate beds.

1:24.4

In separate beds.

1:25.3

In separate beds.

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