Hey, Freaks, it's Monday, July 11th, 2022, coming up on the program today, anchoring the

entire evening newscast while blackout drunk, plus swimming in a sea of cow poop, dating

a woman who likes the taste of dirty, sweaty socks, and coming down with a bad case of

the Starbucks chicken chits.

Distorted view daily, proudly presents Cheryl Murkowski, reading another Craigslist

personal ad.

Great looking and shape mature, disfree pervert, looking for disfree, hills, nang, cock,

guy, 49 flats, no young gois, please, I've done this a few times this year, slowly sucking

cockheads, the goi is sitting on the boole, taking a shit, I'll make you come and swallow

the load, and then I'll use my tongue to clean your pool.

When you get up, instead I'll toiletly paint thee, yeah, I'll drink any piss you can

produce, it will sell, tired of plain vanilla, send description of yourselves, a photo

gets serious attention, please don't waste your time with silly one-liners, I won't answer

them, I'm a high-provert looking for the same one receiving it, and available most week

days, pay us, you must host during the day, won't play any endless e-mail games, we will

have to talk on the phone, I'm serious if you are too, send us serious reply.

I just want to say how dear you, yes, Tim Hansen starting off a new week, programs

got a great show for you, to Dan of course got to say thanks to Cheryl Merkowski for

once again reading a Craigslist personal ad for me, you know, anytime we play Cheryl

Merkowski I get e-mails from people, rude e-mails, really saying what's wrong with that man's

voice, first of all, Cheryl is a woman, she's in her 20s, she happens to be a heavy smoker

and she's only got three-fourths of a lung left, so congratulations, you are an ableist

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