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Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities

Tim Henson

Documentary, Stand-up, News, Comedy, News Commentary, Society & Culture

4.7 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 13 July 2022

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Show Notes: Introduction 0:00.000 Jonathan Niehaus (Bestiality DJ) Has Come Down With Da ‘Rona 1:25.677 Annoying TikTard Has 10,000 Genders/Pronouns/Sexualities 4:55.079 Sexy Lady Tries To Arouse And Stimulate Gooner Baters 12:11.579 My Little Pony / Brony Version Of The Cum Zone 13:39.833 Bad Ex-Con Stand Up Comedian 16:23.479 Custody Battle Plays Out On The Front Porch 22:04.710 Screechy Homophobic Neighbor 24:57.733 Sign Up For The Sideshow Now! 26:41.129 Alex Jones Wants To Self-Harm Live On His Show 29:34.711 Wiping Your […]

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0:00.0	Hey, Freaks, it's Wednesday, July 13th, 2022.
0:04.0	Coming up on the program today are favorite dogfucker
0:07.0	comes down with the plague.
0:08.5	Plus, don't be proud of your wispy chin pubes.
0:12.4	Prison jerk off races, and burning your asshole
0:16.0	with harsh toilet bowl cleaners.
0:18.1	All is with your boys, males, today!
0:23.4	Distorted view daily.
0:25.5	Browdly presents Cindy, getting to know her new friends.
0:56.5	If I were to molest somebody, I definitely would have done anal
1:15.5	no matter what.
1:22.5	I actually want to be brainless.
1:26.5	Double worshipper Tim Hanson, back for your Wednesday podcast.
1:30.5	I mean, after all, it's the in thing to do.
1:33.5	worshipping the devil, it's the in thing to do.
1:36.5	Cindy got in with the wrong crowd, and now she wears unflattering cloaks.
1:41.5	Howls at the moon, and she does unspeakable things with baby corpses.
1:47.5	Dead baby skin shoes.
1:48.5	Yeah.
1:49.5	Crafted a pair of moccasins out of a newborn.
1:52.5	That's what devil worshippers consider arts and crafts.
1:55.5	It's sick, man.
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