Is Frosty the Snowman technically a crypted?

Why is Santa making lists where he rates children?

Isn't that kind of weird?

All of these questions you can find the answer to on THIS paranormal life!

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Welcome to your Christmas episode of This Paranormal Life. Hello, governor. This episode is coming out. That was an elf. Oh, right. I assume that was just one of the like little English children in Scrooge's town or something. So that's what I meant. What? That's better. That's better. That's what I meant. Did he say hello governor? Aren't they from the North Pole? Well, are they from the North Pole? Or to see, I mean, you said he's rating the children. I presume he's trafficking the elves. Yeah. Yeah, there's a lot of shady shit that goes on. I assume that's why he has to be so far from civilization. Hmm. It is the 23rd of December. we are merely three days from Christmas.

Two days.

You're right.

23 plus 2 is 25.

So this is Christmas Eve Eve. This episode is coming out.

Christmas is a magical time of year. It is the day where we all sleep in fear as the cryptid known as Santa

descends down our chimneys, gives presence to children that he frankly has no business interacting

with. Yeah, when you put it, when you call him a cryptic changes everything, doesn't it?

A man that comes down the chimney at night? Yeah, like, yeah, you take the word Santa away from it.

It's like there's this being. It crawls down a chimney. Yeah. That, yeah, you take the word Santa away from it. It's like there's this being.

It crawls down a chimney. Yeah. That's what gets into your house. Yeah, that's terror. If you just take away the like bowl full of jelly. Oh, by the way, it's omniscient because he knows everything. If he knows everything, he should be helping out in so many other different ways. If they're like, if you know everyone's home address, tell us where terrorists live. Don't rate children on how good they are. That's such a

misuse of your powers. Yeah, so the Joker has kidnapped 30 people in Gotham City. He's hiding them.

We don't know where they are. Oh, yes, he's been a bad little boy this year. Okay, so locations. Locate, because time is of the essence, you know, they talk about the first 48. Oh, I'll be, don't you worry, son. I'll be visiting his location all right. On the 25th of December. All right. It's just, it's March. It's March. And the Joker said they have six hours to live.

And that was five hours ago.

So we need the locations now.

You're a very bad little boy.

Or you're like Woody from a

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