When the Holidays Get Horny - The 6 Forms of KRAMPUS

This Paranormal Life

Improv, True Crime, Comedy

4.8 • 3.6K Ratings

🗓️ 16 December 2025

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Watch us meet Krampus in Phasmophobia LIVE - https://www.youtube.com/live/-n_dQRUBoXo Feeling brave? Try Phasmophobia yourself now - https://yrstru.ly/PhasmoWinter'sJest-TPL 8 years ago, we investigated a Christmas cryptid named KRAMPUS who terrorises children every December. While our investigation talked about who Krampus was and how his story began… We DIDN’T tell you that Krampus comes in many forms, torturing children in countries all over the world. Today we’ve investigating the SIX FORMS of Krampus so that you’ll know how to stay safe this holiday season. Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join our Secret Society Facebook Community⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Support us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon.com/ThisParanormalLife⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ to get access to weekly bonus episodes! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Buy Official TPL Merch!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠thisparanormallife.com/store⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Intro music by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.purple-planet.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Edited by Philip Shacklady Image credits: https://paganmeltingpot.wordpress.com/2015/10/10/knecht-ruprecht-krampus-bullerklaas/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Are flying reindeer a type of cryptid? What does Mrs. Clause do every December 25th?
0:06.0	All of these questions you can find the answer to on THIS paranormal life!
0:13.0	Welcome back everybody to This Paranormal Life. It is the 16th of December. We are only nine days away from Christmas.
0:22.0	I'm definitely getting into Christmas spirit over here, Kit.
0:24.8	My vacation actually started a little bit early this year because last week I accidentally
0:30.0	dropped my work keys down an elevator shaft.
0:32.8	Okay, so I was waiting for you to tell us about you were going to a Christmas market.
0:36.0	You were doing something Christmassy.
0:37.2	No, you just physically logged off.
0:40.7	Because actually, yeah, now we're getting into it, I don't know how possible that is.
0:44.0	So, yeah, this is the podcast equivalent of the dog ate my homework.
0:48.4	I think that's the 21st century equivalent of being visited by three ghosts, where Scrooge needs to figure out that he
0:56.1	needs to change as a person. He needs to stop decentering work in his life and he needs to be
1:01.2	about the people. I just, I skipped all that shit. I didn't need the ghosts. I didn't need the
1:06.6	whole journey. I just dropped my keys down an elevator shaft. Now I physically can't get back into the
1:11.4	office. That was a few days ago, though, and I feel like they are pretty quick at replacing the
1:18.1	keys. Like, you could just, I think if you just tell them, they'll probably get you a set. They
1:22.2	have a spare set for sure. So they could just get you those pretty much right away. You could
1:26.9	work through. I tried. They don't. They don't have any sp pretty much right away. You could still work through.
1:28.0	I tried. They don't. They don't have any spares. Oh, you did try. Okay. I thought I was going to be
1:32.9	catching you in 4K right now. Oh, yeah. Oh, no. I'm still a bad person. The point of the ghost was that
1:39.5	screws changed overnight and he became a better man. I'm still a toxic, horrible mess and I'm just
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