Whitmer Thomas / Kristen Studard

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 25 January 2016

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

Hello Babies! It's so good to be back! It's a new year and we've been traveling, but you were never far from our hearts. That said, we spent most of our traveling time wondering if we've been sitting on toilets wrong... Also, some birds sat on Lisa's head! In Chunch Chat, Lady Gaga got a horse as a present! Then, Lisa asks about boners and Emily asks the most boring question in BG history! In Wiki of the Week, gather round and hear the legend of the flaming goat! Every year in Sweden, a giant goat is built to celebrate Christmas! Shortly after, vandals and arsonists burn it to the ground. Like, EVERY YEAR. OVER AND OVER. Then, guest Whitmer Thomas tells us about his lifetime filled with injuries, some permanent! He also recently met childhood hero mark Hoppus! Finally, 11 year old expert Franklin Stafford runs us through all the things he can be an expert on for money!

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0:00.0	A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts
0:04.8	blew all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but
0:09.3	planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses baby This is Baby Geniuses
0:14.0	Baby Geniuses
0:16.0	We know everything
0:17.0	baby geniuses we know everything
0:20.0	baby geniuses we know everything
0:21.0	baby geniuses we know everything baby geniuses. We know everything baby geniuses.
0:24.5	Tell us something we don't know. Hello babies. Welcome to baby geniuses. I'm
0:29.8	Emily. I'm Lisa. Welcome back. We had a long break and now we're back. Oh my God it's been so long. I almost forgot what my name was just now. I mean how do I do this? Is this the only forum in which your name is Lisa? Yes. We haven't we should talk twice as fast on this
0:45.4	episode. We have so much to cover I can't even make my mouth to move fast enough.
0:49.5	It's so good to be back new year new babies. We're toddlers now
0:56.8	It's good. I'm happy to be here me too. I missed you guys. Yeah
1:01.1	me and Lisa haven't seen each other since 2015. Yeah. Which is crazy. Yeah. I went to
1:08.3	Thailand. You went to Japan? Yes. How was Thailand? It was tight.
1:13.2	Would you recommend it?
1:14.3	I would recommend it.
1:15.3	I...
1:15.8	Am I too uptight for Thailand?
1:18.2	Um, why, what makes you say that?
1:20.2	Well, I've, I figured out that I think I like going places where like trains run on time and everyone's like a little bit, you know, like polite and I mean just based on my experience in Japan I was like, oh oh this is like really relaxing to me.
1:33.4	Oh interesting. Okay I think if you went to Thailand you would like it because people
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