Whitebread Mayonnaise Snailtrail

Forehead Fables

General Sam

Comedy

4.8 • 843 Ratings

🗓️ 28 January 2022

⏱️ 102 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Makes me sick just thinking about it.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	And then I want to replace the head with Margaret, the ashes that I have here.
0:07.0	And so I can, and then I can dress up Margaret like a person.
0:11.0	What?
0:12.0	And then give it like an auto blow mouth.
0:14.0	What's Margaret?
0:15.0	Margaret's the lady that came with my house.
0:17.0	Oh, God, is that racist?
0:19.0	Wait.
0:20.0	Abby is going to murder you.
0:21.3	Oh, you're going to be a bitch.
0:23.1	Yeah.
0:23.5	Bring it, bitch.
0:24.8	How do you keep getting your card stolen?
0:26.3	Are you retarded?
0:27.3	Yeah.
0:27.8	That is one of the grossest things.
0:30.2	Wait.
0:31.0	I'm right here.
0:32.9	Oh, wrestling, just like rubbing around on each other's.
0:35.7	Damn, dude.
0:36.5	Like, you could have said no.
0:38.7	There was a little four-year-old is that many mayonnaise sandwiches.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from General Sam, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of General Sam and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.