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And now here's Christopher Titus with the Armageddon update.

I'm Christopher Titus and this is the Armageddon update.

Critical race theory, what is it, why is it, who is it, and why is it important?

Well, I don't know, but I do know that when racist white people are mad, comedy lives.

So critical race theory, as far as I can tell, is the theory that white people are born

into extra privilege because of systems white people have set up so they're born into extra

privilege, which is bullshit because white people have no advantages as all.

In fact, the white people that came to America left the country, follow white people.

So even white people can be oppressed by white people.

That's how bad white people are.

Are you sure, or maybe white people came here and oppressed the brown people and the

red people?

Gosh, oppressed is such a nice word for genocide, isn't it?

Anyway, so then these white people didn't do anything.

You know, except roll across this great country, killing everybody that didn't look like

them.

But white people did other stuff, you know, like building railroads and the telegraph

coast to coast.

And so what if white people exploited non white people to build all that, but we got it

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