Hey guys, this is the Highlander from the Titus Podcast.

This episode is brought to you by Harry's Razors, Liquid IV, and Troph Hot Sauce.

And now here's Christopher Titus with the Armageddon update.

I'm Christopher Titus, and this is the Armageddon update, Voting Rights.

Oh, but it feels so wrong.

Take elections, fake ballots, the whole thing was rigged.

Yeah, no.

So after six months of fat bastard claiming the election was stolen and him always whining

like a bright orange three-year-old who dropped his ice cream laced with Adderall, we still

have the badass President Joe kicking butt, healing the country, and fixing our reputation

worldwide.

So, the election is over people, no matter what the cyber ninjas say about bamboo

paper from China or kinematic artifacts, which is something disproved at Hogwarts in the

Ninth Harry Potter movie, Harry Potter and the morons of maggot.

Jesus, we are stupid as a country.

What about the next election?

I mean, we've had 47 states put bills forward with some sort of voter suppression, and that's

kind of stunning.

Voting is the backbone of this country, the discontent democracy, and the Republicans are

scoliosis, frankly.

The state's legislation restricts early voting, late voting, right in voting, absentee voting,

Sunday voting, you know, voting.

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