What's up, guys, this is Jacques, welcome back to One Popular. It is a white gay summer today because the bachelor's Colton is finally out of the closet.

And my guest this week is a big homo named Jeff and I have a huge crush on him now.

He has officially replaced Danny Pellegrino as my main podcasting American crush.

So, sorry, Danny, you lose.

I'm going to tell you the whole story behind that in a

minute, but let's just go over a few other things first. I was going to talk about the Beverly Hills trailer, but there's not really that much to say is there. I mean, the trailer dropped. It's great. I'm excited for the season. I am looking forward to having a housewife show on air that I actually give a fuck about because I have felt a little bit guilty complaining about how bad the franchise is

lately because I have felt a

little bit guilty complaining about how bad the franchise is lately because I know a lot of you

started following me from my housewives interviews. So it'll be good that I'll be able to like

get into Beverly Hills and have a little bit of housewife stuff to like talk about passionately

because it's been a minute. And if you want to hear me actually cover the trailer a little bit more in depth, go over to Ryan Bailey's podcast. It's called So Bad. It's good. I was on it the other day. It was really fun. Like I think we had really great chemistry together. I'm going to have him on my podcast coming up. We talked about a lot of stuff and he was really nice to me, like, talked about how

great I am, which obviously I loved because I'm just like so fucking insecure that like

whenever I'm showed with compliments, it like makes my day. So that was a fun experience for me.

Okay, so Crazy Colton from The Bachelor, he came out this week.

If you don't follow the Bachelor franchise, Colton is this amazingly hot, hot, hot hunk of a man

who became the first ever virgin Bachelor.

At the time, nobody believed him because he was so hot.

It's like, how could this guy be a virgin?

And I just thought he was some weird Christian. But, I mean,

it turns out he was an F-A-G the whole time. And he's also a total basket case. Like,

he actually makes clingy, Claire Crawley look sane. I mean, if you've watched any of his seasons,

you'll know all about what an emotional wreck he is. And I think being a

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