What's up, guys, this is Jacques. Welcome back to Unpopular. What a week it has been in celebrity deaths.

Prince Philip died and then I saw a lot of people on social media were celebrating it and

recirculating offensive things he'd said in the past. And then the rapper DMX died.

So conservatives started recirculating his, I don't know, his homophobic rap lyrics or something to upset the

woke people. So basically my entire timeline on Twitter for the last two days has just been

conservative Prince Philip fans arguing with woke DMX fans about who was more problematic 20 years

ago. Why is everyone so fucking annoying? I just can't even deal with people these days, I swear.

I'll be honest, so I didn't even know who Prince Philip was. I just can't even deal with people these days, I swear. I'll be honest,

so I didn't even know who Prince Philip was. I kept seeing in the press for weeks, like,

Prince Philip is dying, Prince Philip is dying, and I saw the memes on Twitter of him looking really old and stuff, and I honestly just thought he was some random side character royal,

like Fergie's uncle or something. I didn't realize he was like a main

player. When he died, my friend was upset about it, actually. We were both online at the same time,

and he kept sending me like memes and stuff about how great Philip was. And I was like, dude,

like, why do you even care that he died? Like, who is this person? And then my friend was like,

it's the queen's husband. I swear I didn't even realize that the queen had a husband, because I always see her by herself in the media, or she's with, like, Prince Charles. So I kind of just assumed she was like single and doing her own thing. I don't think I even thought about the Queen's love life, or maybe I just assumed that her husband had died many years ago, so I don't know, I just don't really care about the royals, so I don't even think about it. I also don't understand why she's a queen, but she's married to a prince. Isn't the queen meant to marry a king? How do a queen and a prince go together? I don't even know. The royals are so weird.

I don't really care anyway. I think Megan Markle is skipping the funeral. They've made up

this excuse that it's like because she's pregnant, but honestly, who would want her there after

she trashed the entire family in the media? And she was definitely telling a few porky pies

because I've seen all these stories from fact checkers

since, you know, her Oprah interview and it's all about how like half the things she said don't add up,

or they were total bullshit. She would just be trolling if she showed up at that funeral. Can you imagine?

But as much as she loves attention, I just don't think that even Megan would be shady enough

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