White Church is God's Museum

Race Wars

Kurt Metzger and Sherrod Small

Comedy

4.1 • 778 Ratings

🗓️ 1 June 2015

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

This week Kurt, Sherrod, Kaytlin, and Keren welcome Brooke Arnold to discuss Caitlyn Jenner, being quiver full, and the all around insanity of organized religions. Don't miss it. Check out all of our great shows at standupnylabs.com Follow the Race Wars crew on Twitter: twitter.com/Sherrod_Small twitter.com/kurtmetzger twitter.com/KaytlinBailey twitter.com/kerenmargolis

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0:00.0	You are now checked in to Stand Up New York Labs.
0:03.9	Oh, yeah.
0:05.5	Hey, uh, Sherrod.
0:07.1	Let's talk about Harry's for a minute.
0:08.6	Oh, yeah, we got to talk about Harry's.
0:10.2	Did you receive your, yeah, we got yours.
0:12.5	I've been talking about my hairies, Kate.
0:14.1	It's a solid razor.
0:15.9	It's cheaper than buying these stupid razor at the store, okay?
0:18.8	Shaving's too expensive.
0:20.1	It's much shaving. First of all, look at my head right now.
0:21.5	I just shaved with Harry's yesterday.
0:23.5	Shave my head.
0:24.0	I shave my head.
0:24.7	I was doing scalp hair with this razor.
0:26.4	That's how good of a razor is.
0:27.3	That's how good of a razor is.
0:28.3	It's not just face shaving.
0:29.6	Do you understand?
0:30.3	That's right.
0:30.8	How much it costs? tell you all the parts you can shave with this razor. But I do, but Harry's asked me not to, but buy the razor.
0:38.0	Buy the razor.
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