Good evening, gentle listener and welcome to Distractable.

This week, the Jenser and Fine Fettle, as he discussed Master Bater's.

Barb discovers a dealer fighting authoritarian rectal inspections via butterc clinging.

Mark gets shocked by dire TikToks and a disgusting doctor who dies in an aeronautic hand job.

Wade Fitzsate's on seeing diners and avoiding Canadian super swine.

From dead alien pilots to bad smiles.

Eh, it's time for whimsical headlines.

Now sit back, I'm prepared to be distracted and enjoy the show.

Hey everybody, welcome back to another episode of Distractable.

On this week's host, Wade, because why?

I dominated last week, crushed the competition at K-Mark.

And now I'm here leading the way.

You've never been here before, there's a show where one of us hosts in the two compete for points.

However, as the most points at the end gets the host the next episode.

And the host can kind of do whatever they want to sign points, how they want, whatever whatever.

And as always, I'm joined by my co-hosts, my competitors, my underlings, Mark and Bob.

I don't know.

I suppose, say, as the host last week, I feel like I very well could have been your competition.

And I graciously just allowed you to win, even though I could have just just chosen to make myself the winner.

So you're boasting a lot, but I really think everything you achieved is on my shoulder.

Look, what happened happened, we're here now, and this is my Mount Everest, and you guys are my climbers.

Climb me.

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