Good evening, gentle listener, and welcome to the Stractable.

This week, love is in the air. Wade gets hammered playing with himself in a mine, but meets Molly because of it.

Bold Bob, a mitty wood his wife, sexting during boring business meetings, magnificent, marvellous, majestic mark,

amidst smopping spit as a key to happiness, and that absence makes the heart grow fonder.

From projected eyes to the Stractable Sextaw merch.

Yes, it's time for its Mark's birthday. Happy birthday, boss.

Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

Hello and welcome to another episode of Distractable.

I'll be your host for today. My name is Bob, and I am joined as usual by my co-host and competitors for this episode.

Mark and Wade.

Hi.

Thank you so much for joining us for another exciting episode of Distractable.

If you've never seen the show before, I can't keep that.

I don't know where that voice came from. It's sort of happening, but I'm not going to keep doing that because I hate it.

If you've ever seen the show before, we all take turns hosting.

I'm hosting this one because I won the last episode, but someone else is going to win this episode.

Maybe. Maybe. And they'll have to host the next one.

So I'll keep track of points or maybe not, maybe arbitrary judging. Who knows?

Anything goes. The host makes the rules, and I'm the host, and I'm insane.

So you never know what to expect from episodes that I host.

But yeah, the tradition that we have here on this show is before we get into the part where you earn points.

Actually, you can earn points in this.

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