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I'm going to go through every bloody Gordon Paulock, Red Valley Superintendent.

I found a thesaurus.

I'm going to go through every bloody synonym until I find one I like.

And then, well I don't know, maybe they'll make me a badge.

Day 8 at Red Valley.

Back in the records room for the next installment of the Warren Files. I've got my new

best friend here, Mrs. Blue Sky. Hey, Blue Sky. She can say my name now. It's actually a bit more

advanced than I gave it credit for. Down here, where they've actually ever spent any money,

she can turn the lights on and off, just the air conditioning, you know, things like that.

Anyway, she's teaching me great facts about the neighbourhood.

Well, Scotland, I mean.

Hey, blue sky.

Hey there, Gordon.

Tell me a new fact about Scotland.

Did you know, Scotland is home to the tallest hedge in the world?

I did not.

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