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Hello, it's day 13 and I'm in the mess.

I am playing myself at pool and winning.

Oh, I've fixed the jukebox.

Just another easy fix by Gordon Pollock, Warden of the Valley.

Boom!

Warden of the Valley!

That deserves a badge.

Hey, Blue, that deserves a badge, right?

I didn't quite catch that.

That's what she says when I deserve a badge.

That's what she says when I deserve a badge.

No. That's what she says when I deserve a badge. I thought I'd better take some of these duties seriously. The caretaking duties, I mean.

I remembered what the manager of the Overlook Hotel said to Jack Nicholson,

not the bit about the guy who went crazy and murdered his family, the boring

stuff about going around the hotel and warming different parts of it, making sure the pipes

don't freeze. So I've done that. I've systematically gone through all the radiators,

checked all the light switches, and most of them work. And when I find one that doesn't,

I make a little note of it.

And then I remember I have no idea what to do about any of that stuff,

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