Which Sense Would You Like On a Super Human Level?

Plumbing the Death Star

Sanspants Radio

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 February 2026

⏱️ 56 minutes

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No one push Zammit and Jackson over! Their elderly knees will shatter. Anyways how bad would you wanna smell? How many senses even are there??

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0:00.0	Hey everyone and welcome to this week's episode of Plumbing the Death Star.
0:03.2	I'm Joel.
0:03.8	I'm Jackson.
0:04.4	And I'm also Joel.
0:05.5	Plumbing the Death Star is a comedy pop culture podcast where we ask the important questions.
0:09.6	Like, there are five senses.
0:12.1	Count them.
0:12.6	And weep.
0:14.5	I don't know why you'd cry.
0:15.6	Anyway, which one would you like on a superhuman level?
0:20.5	Yeah. you like on a superhuman level?
0:32.2	So obviously, classic superpower.
0:34.8	And obviously, this is a Jackson Bailey special.
0:36.3	Sniffing's funny.
0:37.5	Also, hey, I looked it up. There's eight senses. What the fuck? Let's see if we can guess the two. I think actually there's a lot more than just five and not more than even eight. There's five, but there's five. No, no, no, no, no. So we'll talk eight in a second. But Jackson, what are the five? Smell? Yeah. Taste. Yeah. Touch.
0:56.4	Yeah. So those are the five traditional senses.
1:01.2	Yeah. Sucked off, jacked off. Yep. Slobbed off?
1:06.6	I want them at a superhuman level. What?
1:10.2	Okay, so jacking off is like...
1:11.6	Touch.
1:12.6	Sniffed off, seen off.
1:15.6	Well, I mean like...
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