Hey everyone and welcome to this week's episode of Plumbing the Death Star. I'm Joel. I'm Jackson. And I'm also. So I got a bunch of hair on me. And Mul Jackson sorts that out. I'm going to take this opportunity to introduce our very special guest. Today we're joined by Sammy Peterson. Thank you so. I've got a bunch of hair on me. Oh, damn. It's just contagious. Where did the hair come from? I think my head. Oh, that would make sense.

Okay, this suddenly checks out.

Okay. a bunch of hair on me. Oh damn, it's just contagious. Where did the hair come from? I think my head.

Oh, that would make sense. Okay, this suddenly checks out. The world's greatest detective. No friends of questions. Yeah, I'm molting. Okay. Should fucking forgive me, it's hot. Exactly, dude. He's getting rid of his winter coat. Why on his case so much? He's leaving alone. He sheds like a dog.

Like the dog he is.

Can you imagine it there's that much of the front of me?

How much... Why are on his case so much? He's leaving alone. He sheds like a dog. Like the dog he is. Can you imagine it there's that much of the front of me how much is down the back of me? Do it. Do it. That's it. He's like, when we were like, like, we doing the shooter and everything like that and like having to like, you know, clean up, the couch that Jack often sat up was covered in hair. Yeah, it is. It's not even a couch. I was trying to hear balls. Like, you could clump it together. You ever seen those things where, like, I made a whole cat out of the cat. I made a whole cat out of the cat. You can make a whole Jackson face out of his hair. Cuffing up hair balls. It's crazy. Oh, damn. Now Plumbing the Death Door is a company pub culture podcast and asked the important questions like,

are Kermit and Miss Piggy actually in love?

So obviously, Kermit and Miss Piggy.

And obviously we've got Muppet's fever. We got Muppet's fever, baby. Yeah. Coming fresh off the Miss... Top Muppet. Well, okay. Hang on, let me finish what I was going to say first. No, top Muppet. No, top Muppet. No, not Muppet. He's still freaking out about the hair. Top Muppet. Top Mopper, dude, top mopper.

You're trying to distract everyone.

Oh, youet, dude. Top Muppet. You're trying to distract everyone on YouTube. Who's your S-Tier Muppet? The cream of the crop, dude. Probably Pepe. Pepe. Pappie is a good Muppet. That's a really good show. Pepey or Pepe? Pepey? Pepe the King, Prong. Yeah, Pepey the Prorn. What the hell? Don't even know your favorite Muppet's name. Coming fresh off the appearance in the Sabrina Carpenter tour, Miss Biggie was there. She got arrested for being too hot. Then she also appeared at the Game Awards the following week to make sure she was hit in both audiences. Smart. Horny people and losers. That crossover vent diagram. Yeah, yeah. So, uh, Top Muppet, top Muppet. Top Muppet. Top Muppet, I'm a gonzo man, dude. Yeah, that makes sense. I'm a boring answer. Gonzo man, he's fucking a chicken. Yeah. I never thought about it like that, yeah.

You know what?

Gonzo, no, fozzy bear is probably the boring answer. Fuzzy's the boring answer. Because the problem is the reason I panicked is because, like, my favorite muppets, it's the worst one to pick. Actually, no, not the worst one. I think animals the worst one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You think Pepe is like kind of like...

Pepe's actually my...

The Plugs Muppet?

No, Pepe is my second favorite Muppet.

Who's... You think Pepe is like kind of like the plugs Muppet?

No, Pepe is my second favorite Muppet because my actual favorite

sucks to say.

What is it?

Kermit the damn frog.

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