Hello and welcome to the ETH RETCast, where we're all about commander, data, and dad jokes.

I'm Joey Shultz, and I'm joined by my pun-tastic co-hosts.

Up first, he might build a $1,000 grand, grand, grand, grand,

deck because it's part of his one grand, grand, grand, grand plan. It's Matt Morgan.

So, Joy, scientists recently combined the DNA of a cheetah and a king crab, and it is safe

to say things went sideways really fast.

Okay.

That is a lot of scuttling that is happening.

That's quite an image there, Matt.

Not the pinchies.

He's doing the pinches.

Up next, he heard that there's a card called Iro Grand Lotus, but he's actually also in on Matt's deck idea.

So he's going to make it Iro Grand Grand Lotus.

It's Dana Roach.

The older I get, the more I find myself thinking about the hereafter.

And like, to use an example, I was in the grocery store today.

And I found myself saying, like, what am I here after?

And I just couldn't remember why I was even there in the first place.

This got so existential, so fast.

It's all right, Dana.

Alzheimer's will come for us all.

Absolutely.

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