Hello and welcome to the ETH RETCast, where we're all about commander, data, and dad jokes.

I'm Joey Schultz, and I'm joined by my pun-tastic co-hosts. Up first, he knows that there are all

these new cards with

air vendors and earthbenders, but his favorite is actually just a good old Oswald fiddle

bender. It's Matt Morgan. So in recent news, the US Mintz officially declared that it

will not make the penny anymore and will not produce them in the future. To me, this makes no

sense. Honestly, I, like, fully detaching from your joke here, I support the, like, the elimination of pennies. It feels like a very useless form of currency to me. So, like, I'm actually kind of entirely here for that. And I'm not able to engage with your joke properly. I apologize, Matt. Joey, if I wanted to hear all that, I would have said, penny for your thoughts. Or real quick, I'm going to Venmo you one cent so that my monologue there will become justified. All right. Up next, his favorite bending isn't going to be a water bender or firebender. It's just going to be plain old bender from Futurama. It's Dana Roach.

I'm dealing with some family drama here today.

So I'm going to try to, you know, move forward.

My son's mad at me for ruining his birthday, which is ridiculous because I didn't even

remember it was today.

So, I mean, just going to try to get past it all and move on here.

Yeah, I feel like, Dana, your first committed relationship was really to the bit.

So anyway.

Anyway, guys, Dana, what is it that we're talking about in this week's episode, man?

We're talking about the worst deck building mistakes we've ever made.

Yeah, yeah, we are.

What are some of the decks that we've played and the horrible lessons we learned the hard way?

It could be a way that you phrased this.

And basically, we want everyone out there to learn from our mistakes.

Don't fall into the same pitfalls

that we experienced when we were going through some of these deck building situations. I'm really

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