Which One of the Plumbing Boys Would Make a Better Boy Who Lived and Why is it Joel Duscher?

Plumbing the Death Star

Sanspants Radio

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 June 2016

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

In which our heroes get born, survive an attack from He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named and wish our parents weren't dead while asking which one of us would make a better Boy Who Lived and why is it Joel Duscher? It's an emotional journey as we recruit an entire Quiditch team as our friends, try our best to memorise Duscher’s family tree and remember what being 11 is like. Jackson reimagines Harry as a monster, Zammit attempts too many accents and Duscher just wants to remind everyone when the PS2 was released. It's a philosophical adventure as we try to reach the sorcerer’s stone locked within Hogwarts by sending our best man forward, Joel C. Duscher. The C Stands for (Sick) Cunt.Want to help Duscher live out his fantasy? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we’re sure we can buy a time-turner to ensure these evens come to pass.And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/ and vote for us in the Podcast Awards here http://www.podcastawards.com!

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0:10.8	and don't forget to like, comment and follow so we can trick that
0:14.1	algorithm into thinking that any of this is good.
0:22.4	This is a passenger announcement. You can now book your train on Uber and get 10% back in credits to spend on Uber.
0:32.0	So you can order your own fries instead of eating everyone else's.
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0:41.0	Just imagine what your best Christmas ever would sound like.
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0:46.0	I can see you calling about a winner today, is that correct?
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0:56.3	Oh my what! Happy Christmas! Why do no?
1:00.0	You have the best Christmas ever.
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1:25.2	why and Paul Ashton. Fun fact about these fellas all exceptional blokes that I
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