Is Harry Potter a Good Wizard? (Feat. Sophie Kneebone)

Plumbing the Death Star

Sanspants Radio

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 June 2016

⏱️ 71 minutes

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In which our heroes get attacked by the dark lord, have our mum jump in the way, and survive with only a scar as we ask is Harry Potter a bad wizard? We throw Harry Potter in a canal, wonder how useful troll knowledge actually is, and try to rationalise Dumbledore’s reasoning. Jackson wonders why everyone is super open about horcruxes, Zammit argues that Harry's only power is being present, and Sophie just loves Harry Potter and doesn't want to lose. So attend Hogwarts, go to your classes, and see how different things would be without the Boy Who Lived. The only rules are there are no rules.Want to help us separate our soul a bunch? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can put our soul parts in gems and cups.And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/ and vote for us in the Podcast Awards here http://www.podcastawards.com!

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1:26.6	assume it was like a clerical error and I was taking the award away from someone who truly deserved it I mean I hope that's what happened.
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