Which Of These Bands Are Real? It’s Time To Play Coachella Vs FauxChella!
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🗓️ 17 April 2025
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| 0:00.0 | The Bert Show. |
| 0:01.3 | All right, so Coachella weekend number two is this weekend, right? |
| 0:07.3 | Yeah, are you all ready for Coachella? |
| 0:09.4 | Oh my God. |
| 0:10.6 | Coachella. |
| 0:11.7 | I can't wait to get my fed. |
| 0:13.9 | I usually go online and I look at these festivals and I'm like, oh my God, I really want to do that before I die. |
| 0:18.4 | And this one, I'm like, no way. |
| 0:21.0 | Absolutely not. It's in the desert, right? So it do that before I die. And this one, I'm like, no way. Absolutely not. |
| 0:22.0 | It's in the desert, right? |
| 0:23.1 | So it's dusty the entire time. |
| 0:25.3 | And then it just seems like it's more like an influencer convention than anything else. |
| 0:29.1 | It's really just for you to take a photo in front of that Ferris wheel. |
| 0:32.3 | Is Burning Man in the same location? |
| 0:34.1 | Or is that a different place out in California? |
| 0:35.8 | I don't know that's in a different place yeah all i know i think i told you guys last week that the statistics were coming out for these festivals |
| 0:41.7 | now and the ticket sales on them across the border going down each and every people just don't want to |
| 0:46.6 | be out there when they you don't know what the conditions are going to be like if it starts raining |
| 0:51.1 | the organizers don't have a place for you to run or hide. |
| 0:54.9 | It's expensive. |
| 0:56.6 | And you're spending all this money on it. |
| 0:58.8 | So people are watching it live stream now. |
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