Which job always hires the biggest morons?

So I work in an adult film store. Some of my co-workers who've been there forever are real smart cookies,

but a majority of applicants are dumb as frick. When I first walked in and asked for an application,

I was handed a sheet of paper and told to read it before I could have an application.

It said that you shouldn't apply if you're prone to oversleeping, frequently get flat tires, don't have steady childcare, and a bunch of other

common-sense things that apply to pretty much any job. My first thought was, what kind of first-class

morons do they usually get applying? Probably the ones who want to watch smutty movies all day and

don't think any work is involved.

We have no educational requirements at all. We have people who are functionally illiterate and health and safety briefs have to be read out of them. In addition, we don't vet new staff

members at all, really. Our training procedures are laid out in theory to make them 100% idiot

proof, 200% checks, remote and physical supervision,

stuff like that. And yet, we still get people who've been employed for more than three years,

making week one mistakes as they forgot how to do a task that'd completed a few hundred times

before that. One guy's ability to follow tasks was so bad we physically had to print out his

worksheets,

with multiple copies for when he lost the first two or three, and make him read the instructions

back to us to make sure he got it.

Honestly, I reckon if I was allowed, I'd sack about 10 to 15% of the workforce, and

we'd either have no loss in production or even a marginal gain in stock accuracy.

Guitar Center's Salesman. You need five of them and two managers to buy a kazoo.

My business partner went to a guitar center. He was looking around and they had a Marshall amp

without a price tag. He asks how much and they go, well, it's busted, mister. We were

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