Time to open wide and sample Ted's meat and potatoes.

Now, here's your host, head chef of the men's room.

Kind of.

The Ted Nuggets.

Oh, my.

It's the sous chef in the house.

Yes, it is.

It smells delicious in here.

Oh.

So, usually when the sous chef takes over for the segment,

I have prepared something for you guys.

I've made you something.

Unfortunately, this was a little bit late notice.

I wasn't able to actually hit the kitchen again.

I don't think it's going to sound beef broccoli.

It's not today, Miles.

I know it's your favorite, but I'm sure.

Not today.

So, I did call in some backup.

And I took the opportunity here.

This is something that has been of contention on this show.

Quite a bit.

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