We Have A New Biggest Dummy
The Mens Room Daily Podcast
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🗓️ 9 June 2023
⏱️ 12 minutes
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Big Dummy Caller Of The Day
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| 0:00.0 | Well, let's do this. The game is big dummy 206 803 Rock who is our first contestant right to play the big game. Hello, Kyle. Welcome to the men's room. |
| 0:08.5 | Hold on. Oh, bitch. Oh, no. Kyle, are you sober? Not sober. |
| 0:13.8 | He's sober. Kyle, welcome to big dummy. |
| 0:17.4 | All right, Kyle. A men's room poll. He gets pick one. Will you hug a porcupine? Get sprayed by a skunk, bitten by an alligator or try to escape from a constrictor? |
| 0:27.8 | Well, I'm not getting bitter constricted. So give me the skunk. Skunk spray it is. I'm right there with living outside of 10 for two weeks. I'll be okay with that. It's like camping. |
| 0:36.8 | Not the worst case scenario. |
| 0:39.8 | But based on your smell, it's more like being homeless than to this camp. |
| 0:43.8 | All right, Kyle. Here is your question. According to US history, which day is the date that would live in infamy? |
| 0:51.8 | For this one. Fourth of July. Wow. Infamy. Yes. D day. No Pearl Harbor. Yes. Pearl Harbor, 7th, 1941. The day that would live in infamy, but not necessarily remembered by Kyle. |
| 1:07.8 | That was actually the full quote because the full quote. Yeah. So they got it right. It's all good. All right. Your question. Which war inspired the star-spangled banner? |
| 1:15.8 | Revolutionary star-spangled banner. Correct. I don't know if we're living in Baltimore. It's because he wrote it there. It's that the four was Fort McHenry. Fort McHenry, France, it's got key wrote it. That is correct. 1812. The war of 1812. That is correct. |
| 1:35.8 | So he had been kidnapped. He was on a British boat, fully expected when he woke up to see the Union Jack flying over Fort McHenry. Still the US flag. It's like, I'm going to run a song about it. By the way. |
| 1:47.8 | By the way. To be in a marathon. You know the star-spangled banner. I want to say there's three additional verses to it. |
| 1:55.8 | It's already long enough. Right. It's four times longer than what we think. So we seem like one of the refrains. There's all kinds of things named after him. So we went into all the things were named after him because of that. |
| 2:05.8 | And my mall and car dealership. That's how we treated him in Baltimore. Hey, wrote the national anthem. Let's call this car dealership. I got a street named after me. All right. Your question. What was John Ritter's character's name on three's company? |
| 2:20.8 | Oh, man. Only thing I know about that. I'm not. |
| 2:28.8 | That one. I'm going to have to go with a big pass. I don't know. Jack Tripper. Jack Tripper. That's right. Not to be confused with Jack Richard. Jack Tripper. |
| 2:40.8 | All right. Your question. Jesus. Your cow. Your cow. Hello, your cow. |
| 2:47.8 | How many feet does a snail have? How many feet does a snail have? That is correct. |
| 2:59.8 | Three inches. Two. One. One foot. That's what it's up. You got one foot. One foot. I just like the idea of two little feet walking down. Let's go. |
| 3:11.8 | He keeps him in his shell. All right. How many states? You can't believe what's coiled up in that shit. How many states begin with the letter N? Oh, N as a nonsense. |
| 3:27.8 | Well, I'm taking. That's good to know. I need a little bit extra time on this one. Just give me some bonus time here. Yeah. I'm going to go with five. |
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