Which Fictional Child Would Be the Best to Step-Dad (Live)?

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Sanspants Radio

Tv & Film, Comedy

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🗓️ 8 September 2024

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Recorded live at the Comedy Republic in Melbourne on August 22nd 2024, the boys dared to ask Which Fictional Child Would Be the Best to Step-Dad? Zammit is going to be a father soon and the other two will also be there so what better way to test their fathering mettle with their approach to fatherhood with fictional children? You need to ask yourself, who did it best (or the least worst) as general parenting, the birds and the bees, athletic prowess and how well we get on with other kid's dads are all taken into consideration when raising these children that are now under our care. Zammit is worred he won't be able to keep up with a man-cub, JD wants to be praised for looking after a reverso-boy and Jackson has to explain to a rat the dangers of stealing. It ain't easy being a step-dad but at least the courts will have premo evidence when Zammit's kid gets taken off him.

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0:00.0	Imagine sweeping through green fields, floating five feet above ground, sun on your face as you
0:08.3	slide by on track to your
0:15.0	there,
0:20.0	the care in the world as you simply lean back. And before you know it, you're there.
0:21.0	This is how travels should feel, on all trains it does a vante west coast feel good travel
0:29.8	What to give dad for his birthday? Because what do you give a man whose catchphrases don't get me anything?
0:35.8	He's into cycling so maybe some fashionable cycling shorts?
0:40.6	Hmm.
0:41.6	Or maybe a scratch card from the National Lottery.
0:45.0	Something to show you haven't forgotten, but avoids the danger of any more like Crenny's wardrobe.
0:51.0	The National Lottery Best Gift Ever.
0:53.6	Please gift responsibly.
0:54.8	And remember, you need to be 18 or over
0:56.8	to buy gift and play.
0:58.2	Even though it's a gift, rules and procedures apply.
1:07.0	The comedy republic. A comedy department respectfully acknowledges the traditional custodians of the land. The verundry will ever run people of the Kulan nation and their continuing connection to the land, storyteller, and human track. You know I'm like that you're only booze in his... Yeah.
1:33.0	I got up here and I was immediately distracted by the box.
1:37.0	Right, let's interesting straight away.
1:40.0	Watching the box.
1:42.8	14 books.
1:44.0	Whoa!
1:46.0	That's you.
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