What Would Be the Worst Mutant Ability to Awaken Within You?

Plumbing the Death Star

Sanspants Radio

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 September 2024

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Puberty is never good. It's even worse when your teeth are little guys, you can explode exactly one (1) time or Wolverine is there to welcome you into the X-Men while you wait in a cave. Today the clever geniuses at Plumbing the Death Star are asking what the worst mutant ability to awaken with. Zammit wants us all to have big thinks or be pig warmers, Jackson experiences a very bad morning before getting a great pair of sunglasses but JD goes and ruins it for everyone. From having the sensation of pie to experience a haircut you're not having to orifices dialatingon their own. All we know is that when JD's power awakens you better pray to whatever god you believe in that you just happen to be sitting down when he is.

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0:00.0	You're listening to the Sans Pants Network.
0:05.0	Hey everyone and welcome to this week's episode of Plumbing the Death Star.
0:10.0	I'm Joel.
0:11.0	I'm Jackson.
0:12.0	And Plomming the Death death stories of comedy pop culture
0:14.3	podcasts that ask the important questions the ones you're sitting around being like
0:18.3	shit dude why won't they answer these damn questions
0:23.0	uh sorry I got a phone call and it distracted me, but we won't worry about that.
0:27.5	What we will worry about is what the important question we're asking today is,
0:31.0	which is, what would be the worst mutant ability to awaken within you? The mutants when they hit puberty, that's when their mutant poww-up.
0:52.1	Yeah, goes off.
0:54.0	Yeah, cool. I can have a think now.
0:56.0	Yeah.
0:57.0	Or I can have just a kind of a bit of a like a hoo,
1:00.0	and something happens.
1:01.0	Maybe I'm on fire.
1:02.0	Yeah, I'm on fire. I can feel it because I'm not immune to fire.
1:06.0	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:07.0	Maybe you're aware of your bones?
1:09.0	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a lot of options.
1:12.0	Maybe your teeth are little guys now. Yeah, I's a lot of options. Maybe your teeth the little guys now.
1:14.0	Yeah, it could be that guy that just explodes or whatever.
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