How Would You Survive a Quiet Place?
Plumbing the Death Star
Sanspants Radio
4.8 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 15 September 2024
⏱️ 71 minutes
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Summary
Things are off to a bad start when Zammit wants to de-voice himself and JD wraps himself in a blanket before landing on 'being on a boat' would be the best way to survive a Quiet Place. However, now what? They don't know how to fish, discussion of desalination only leads to yelling which is the one thing they really shouldn't do. The boys argue about magnetic south, try to eat fish bones and fail to catch seagulls (for its hydrating blood) before a quick divergence into JFK young juice conspiracies and qanon's interesting theories about that one bad day in Dallas. Either way, how bad can salt water really be?
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| 0:00.0 | Meet John. |
| 0:01.0 | Hello. |
| 0:02.0 | It's Friday night and he's just dented his partner's new car. |
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