Why did you meet Will Smith, Rico, beard, let's begin because I know you're a movie fan.

And the theater of malpractice was showing a quad box this weekend. I need you to pick the

biggest piece of coaching malpractice of the weekend. Are you ready? You know what? Actually,

I was thinking that I was going to be like, okay, Mike, the answers are a Harlan Burnett.

No, he's not a sender. No, okay. I've got a four pack and your doctor strange quad box. There's

only one way out of this. All right. Theater of malpractice quad box will go around the room.

Malpractice number one, you're an in-term head coach at your alma mater dying to be the head coach

and you don't talk into your microphone once on a Saturday. As you have kids misplaying,

kickoffs, punters dropping the ball. Shotgun snaps on fourth and an inch. Harlan Barnett's entire

existence is coaching malfeasance. Number two, we go to the game of the week and Oregon,

Washington. I give you Dan landing before the end of the first half. Dan, I get the analytics.

I get that it's Michael penics on the other side line. But before the half, how did you just

not take the points right there? Help me. I give you Brian Dayball before the end of the half.

Here's an idea. 15 seconds to go. We don't have a time out. Why is Tyrod Taylor even allowed to

change the play? Brian, if you have to go out on the field, nude, do the helicopter at the 40

hard line, take an obscenity penalty and just make sure that snap doesn't happen. Fun fact,

they cannot snap a ball if a coach goes lunatic fan mode and runs out onto the field. Or choice

four, the usually brilliant Eagles head coach Nick Syriani, what are you doing with two minutes

to go and it's not Michael penics on the other side line? It's Zach Wilson. Why are you throwing

the ball late? Hand it off, punt, play day and make Zach Wilson go down the field and beat you.

Nope. We interception dead. Biggest piece of malpractice. We start with Rico beard. Brian Dayball

because because you've been it's not only the half at the one yard line. You finished the game

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