Three o'clock. Great to have you so much to do today. And I wanted to start the three o'clock hour with this. Now, look, David is not excited about Saturday.

I don't understand it. But then again, maybe it's boring to you if you're a Michigan fan. So be it.

But I wanted to bring something up with the news yesterday, Urban Myers comment, no desire to return to coaching, etc.

It's been funny to me.

And it's part of the reason why I don't give some grandiose list of candidates because

A, the list that have come out are either completely uninformed and ridiculous and or insulting.

And it doesn't matter what you say as a state fan, you're going to be made fun of. The candidate you give is either not good enough or way beyond your reach.

It's almost like an impossible dating pool.

Yo, I'd like to go out with this person. Well, way too good for you. Well, I'd like to go out with that person way beneath you. There's never anything just right.

Telling other college football fans what coach you want is a hapless deal. But I started thinking the week of the of the game.

On a week like this where there is no game. Why don't we just get to reality?

I want to know for Michigan fans.

And don't worry state fans. You're going to participate.

Why don't you just tell Rico and I

what we should be satisfied with as Spartan fans and let me be even more clear for you.

Why don't you just tell me straight up what our program should be?

Because let me give you an example, even though he won't come on the air and say it because he's a coward.

Wojo will intimate and dance and do the pithy little remarks to, you know, that echo chamber known as Twitter.

Bob believes we should be a cute six-win program.

Fleabag balls have a coach at the helm that's easy to patronize.

Non-threatening to you of them in the establishment.

And we'll provide Bob with easy mad liab opportunities as he fades into retirement at Shembeckler Hall.

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