Which Bert Show Member Tried To Hit Bert With Their Car?!

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🗓️ 4 October 2024

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Um…Cassie, you got anything you wanna say to Bert? Maybe like, sorry for almost hitting you with my car? Was it even an ACCIDENT? Let’s talk about it!

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0:00.0	Cool band, right?
0:02.0	You are 70,000th in the queue.
0:04.0	Yeah, let's not listen to that.
0:05.0	Let's sort you out with some pre-sell tickets.
0:08.0	End of the queue is this way.
0:09.0	Oh, and a special card member entrance.
0:11.0	More of your five, I reckon.
0:12.0	I'm ex card member. Too five, I reckon. Amex Card member?
0:13.4	Too right, they are.
0:14.4	Gigs, festivals, theatre.
0:16.6	When you're with Amics.
0:17.6	They're on another level.
0:19.2	That's the powerful backing of American Express.
0:22.0	Example products, preferred rewards gold credit card,
0:24.4	representative 88.8% APR variable,
0:26.6	and if he applies after the first year, subject to status,
0:28.8	raising plus decency supply.
0:30.3	This is the Bird Show. I had a near-death experience yesterday and if it wasn't for my cat-like
0:39.6	quickness and my bionic hips. I do not think I would be here today.
0:46.0	Cass, you want to explain what happened?
0:48.0	I don't know what you're talking about.
0:50.0	It just seemed like a regular day of you crossing a parking lot and then a car stopped for you
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