Where was Harper though?
Steve Allen - A Little Bit Extra
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4.3 • 807 Ratings
🗓️ 14 June 2018
⏱️ 15 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is a download from LBC, Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra. |
| 0:06.1 | Morning everybody, welcome to your free podcast. It's Thursday, the 14th of June. Good News. |
| 0:10.5 | I know you like me to bring you good news at the beginning of the programme, and so I will tell you today that Dave and Vic have put on another United Front. |
| 0:17.7 | This time, they're enjoying a family dinner. Although to be honest with |
| 0:20.8 | here, there's no food on the table at all. It could be just they wandered in, sat down and |
| 0:25.4 | Dave and Vicar together. And the three boys, Brooklyn, the one who's the photographic thing. Then |
| 0:31.5 | there's one who is a bit like Justin Bieber. And then there's one who isn't anything. And then |
| 0:36.6 | there was Harper, but Harper wasn't |
| 0:37.9 | there she was too busy winning horse eventing rides and things like that and designing |
| 0:42.6 | mummy's latest collection but they were there putting on this united front but to say |
| 0:46.7 | united front for whose benefit the answer is for the publicity benefit that's all it is and so |
| 0:52.9 | Dave I mean you know to be honest with you can we actually have a picture of her eating something? Don't give her booze. You know what she's like on boo? A hell drink. I'm the bee. But she raves about the chocolate sweetener. She adds to her morning coffee. But of course it has zero calories. The trouble is what a |
| 1:11.4 | miserable life she must have. Every morning she gets up. I'm sorry, is there any sugar in that? |
| 1:15.8 | Oh, God. Back to the dust again. Oh, it's really nice. I like dust. No calories in dust, |
| 1:22.6 | are there? Anyway, she shared a snap of her morning coffee. Why don't you just... This is all going |
| 1:27.2 | about fire on you, Vic. You know that, dear. her morning coffee. Why don't you... This is all going to bat fire on you, |
| 1:28.0 | Vic. You know that, dear. Nobody's interested. You don't find sort of proper celebrities |
| 1:32.9 | tweeting all this kind of crap, do you really? Nia Lasm quit the show. Oh, here we go. |
| 1:39.2 | We were wondering why it was he'd quit. He goes in there. He does the showy-offy bit. And of course, obviously, |
| 1:49.5 | his agent has said to him, listen, you need to come out the show. If you stay in there and you're not particularly bright or interesting, they'll lose you. But if you come out early, so we've |
| 1:55.2 | already had one come out, the shoe shop manager, Estre from Blackport. What? What you do? If I was the boss, I'll be on the phone to her. |
| 2:01.8 | Oie, get your scrawny little body back up here. Are you working here or you're not? Now, I'm |
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